"Oh are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea"
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it, once-"
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
The Weasley Twins, Book 1, Page 96

"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow."
Ron, Book 1, Page 105

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
Prof. Albus Dumbledore, Book 1, Page 123

'At this, Hermione stood up, her hand stretching toward the dungeon ceiling'
"I don't know, I think Hermione does though, why don't you try her"
Harry Potter, to Prof. Severus Snape, Book 1, Page 138

'Neville was trying to remember what he'd forgotten...'
Book 1, Page 145

"And the quaffle is taken immediately by Angelina Johnson of Gryffindor-what an excellent Chaser that girl is, and rather attractive, too-"
"JORDAN!"
"Sorry, Professor."
Lee Jordan and Prof. Minerva McGonagall, Book 1, Page 186

"Hey look-Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!"
"Harry's is better than ours, though. She obviously makes more effort if you're not family."
The Weasley Twins, Book 1, Page 202

"Yeah, but have yeh seen anythin', Ronan? Anythin' unusual?"
"Mars is bright tonight. Unusually bright"
"Yeah, but I was meanin' anythin' unusual a bit nearer home.."
Ronan the Centaur and Rubeus Hagrid, Book 1, Page 253

"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat.."
Albus Dumbledore, to Harry Potter, Book 1, Page 296

"I always said he was off his rocker"
'said Ron, looking quite impressed at how crazy his hero was.'
Ron Weasley, Book 1, Page 302

"She's bored. She's used to flying around outside. If I could just let her out at night---"
"Do I look stupid?"
'snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.'
Harry Potter and Vernon Dursley, Book 2, Page 1
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"I know what day it is."
"Well done. So you've finally learned the days of the week."
Dudley Dursley and Harry Potter, Book 2, Page 12

"But you're Muggles! We must have a drink! What's that you've got there? Oh, you're changing Muggle money. Molly, look!"
Arthur Weasley, Book 2, Page 47

"Hang on... There's an empty chair at the staff table... Where's Snape?"
"Mabye he's ill!"
"Mabye he's left because he missed out on the Defence Against the Dark Arts job again
"Or he might have been sacked! I mean, everyone hates him-"
"Or mabye, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train."
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Prof. Severus Snape, Book 2, Pages 61-62

"...I mean, a few people have heard of you, haven't they? All that buisness with He Who Must Not Be Named! I know, I know, it's not quite as good as winning Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award five times in a row, as I have- but it's a start, Harry, it's a start."
Prof. Gilderoy Lockhart, Book 2, Pages 71-72

"Why have you outlined all Lockhart's lessons in little hearts?"
Ron Weasley, Book 2, Page 75

"Let me just say that handing out signed pictures at this stage of your career isn't sensible- looks a tad bigheaded, Harry, to be frank. There may well come a time when, like me, you'll need to keep a stack handy wherever you go, but- I don't think you're quite there yet."
Prof. Gilderoy Lockhart, Book 2, Page 77

'Now and then he caught a phrase like, "Fame's a fickle friend, Harry" or "Celebrity is as celebrity does, remember that."
Book 2, Page 92

"She haunts a toilet?"
Harry Potter, Book 2, Page 101

"If, in a month or so, you feel like explaining, you will let us know, won't you?"
Ron Weasley, Book 2, Page 120

"...I hear you're a useful player. I was a Seeker too. I was asked to try for the National Squad, but preferred to dedicate my life to the eradication of the Dark Forces. Still, if ever you feel the need for a little private training, don't hesitate to ask. Always happy to pass on my expertise to less able players..."
Prof. Gilderoy Lockhart, Book 2, Page 123

"Oh Potter, you rotter, oh what have you done,"
"You're killing off students, you think it's good fun-"
Peeves, Book 2, Page 152

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
.....
"Oh, get out of the way Percy, Harry's in a hurry"
"Yeah, he's nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant"
The Weasley Twins, Book 2, Page 157

'Mr Weasley was unavailable for comment, although his wife told reporters to clear off or she'd set the family ghoul on them...'
Daily Prophet, Book 2, Page 166

'Myrtle puffed herself up and shreiked,'
"Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you can get it through her stomach! Fifty points if you can get it through her head! Well, ha ha ha! What a lovely game, I don't think!"
.....
'Ron dropped his voice.'
"Fifty points if you can get it through Myrtle's nose."
Moaning Myrtle and Ron Weasley, Book 2, Page 172/173

"...Why not ask Professor Snape to show you how to whip up a Love Potion!..."
...
'Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison'
Prof. Gilderoy Lockhart, Book 2, Page 176/177

"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord."
Poem by Ginnny Weasley, Book 2, Page 178

"Urgh! Harry! I think Myrtle's got fond of you! You've got competition, Ginny!
Ron Weasley, Book 2, Page 240/177

"..Well - Percy's got a girlfriend."
...
"...You won't tease him, will you?"
"Wouldn't dream of it."
'said Fred, who was looking as if his birthday had come early.'
Ginny Weasley and Fred Weasley, Book 2, Page 250

"Ginny's got other brothers to set her an example, Mother. I'm going up to change for dinner..."
...
"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us"
Percy Weasley and George Weasley, Book 3, Page 51

"The Ministry's providing a couple of cars."
...
"Why?"
"It's because of you, Perce. And there'll be little flags on the bonnets, with HB on them -"
"- for Humungous Bighead"
Arthur Weasley, Percy Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Book 3, Page 52

"Farewell! Farewell , my comrades-in-arms! If ever you have need of noble heart and steely sinew, call upon Sir Cadogan!"
"Yeah, we'll call you, if we ever need someone mental"
Sir Cadogan and Ron Weasley, Book 3, Page 78

"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?"
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!"
"It was. We sent it."
Fred Weasley and Pery Weasley, Book 4, Page 64
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"Mr. Crouch? He speaks over 200! Mermish and Gobbledegook and Troll..."
"Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt."
Percy Weasley and Fred Weasley, Book 4, Page 89
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