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-Every time you pass someone you cough loudly and say 'muggle' under your breath.- -You insist you have to practice for quidditch, and pretend to fly around all day making noises like 'ZOOM' and 'WHOOSH'.-
-You have made a fake wand and you point it at random things, yelling (loudly) random words like 'Sneerry!'-
-When you're out walking around, you insist on peering around every corner in case Voldemort is lurking somewhere nearby.-
-You play the Harry Potter movie soundtrack VERY, VERY loudly around the clock.-
-You've bought a quill pen and use it for EVERYTHING you write.-
-You carry the HP books around with you EVERYWHERE and shove them in other people's faces, telling them they HAVE to read these books.-
-Every time you enter a washroom, you check in every stall in case of trolls.-
-You bought a stuffed owl and you throw it out your window with letters attached to its legs.-
-You do all your homework on rolls of parchment.-
-You wear a wizard's costume to school everyday, insisting you HAVE to wear it because it's the school uniform.-
-You bring your stuffed owl to school and have it perch on your shoulder all the time.-
-You wear a sandwich board sign around, that reads, 'I LOVE Harry Potter, and you should too!'.-
-When you go to a candy store you ask them if they have any Chocolate Frogs.-
-You've spent alot of time looking for Hogsmeade on maps.-
-You search EVERYWHERE for a secret chamber in your school.-
-You attempt to talk to snakes.-
-You're friends are getting annoyed because you keep calling them 'Ron' or 'Hermione'.-
-Every inch of your room is covered with HP memrobilia.-
-You dig up your entire garden to search for gnomes.-
-You take a witches hat from your halloween costume, rip it at the bottom, then make it look like it's talking and claim that you're being 'sorted'.-
-You steal your parent's car and then as your driving along ask, 'Where's the button to make it fly?'-
-You go to the train station and walk into every wall to find out where platform nine and three quarters is.-
-You keep calling your pet rat Peter Pettigrew.-
-You ask statues to move out of the way so you can get to a secret passage.-
-You buy Harry Potter band-aids and stick them all over yourself, just because you can.-
-You rip the heads off stuffed toy dogs and attach them to your dog's neck, then sic him on people, saying things like 'GO GET 'EM FLUFFY!'-
-You make the branches of your willow tree attack your little brother, then blame it on the 'whomping willow' when you get into trouble.-
-You kiss Harry's picture before you go to sleep at night and sigh 'I'm gonna marry him someday!' **SMOOCH!**-
-You keep calling your meanest teacher 'Professor Snape' by accident-
-Every morning, you try to apparate down the stairs-
-You live in London, or are visiting it, and you search EVERYWHERE for The Leaky Cauldron-
-Your ideal gift would be a pet owl-
-You have a HUGE crush on Gilderoy Lockhart-
-Before school starts, you ask your mom to take you to Diagon Alley to shop.- -You do your homework at night under your sheets.- -When you fake a bad eye-test to get glasses, then "accidently" break them in
half and stick them together in the middle with sellotape!- -You stare into mirrors and wonder why you only see yourself, not marrying
Sean Biggerstaff- -You check your flower pots for flow powder when you want to get some where
really fast.- -You draw a lighting bolt on your head and tell your friends you were
attacked
by Lord Voldemort. -You have a Harry Potter website.(WAITAMINUTE!!!!)-
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